Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid stick that hits you like your grandpa’s angry face.

My teacher used the pain bar to hit me for spelling 'difficult' wrong.

That guy at the bus stop has a pain bar and uses it on everyone.

I got hit with the pain bar because I didn’t bring my homework.

2

A fat cylinder that beats you until your brain feels like jelly.

The pain bar made me cry during math time.

My brother used the pain bar to beat my dog for eating my lunch.

I got hit with the pain bar because I laughed at the principal.

3

A dumb stick that beats you like your dad after a long day of work.

My mom used the pain bar on me for eating all the cookies.

The pain bar hit me because I didn’t do my math homework.

I got the pain bar for talking during the movie.

4

A thick, smelly stick that beats you until your pants smell like a gym sock.

The pain bar smelled like my brother’s gym socks and hit me for being late.

I got the pain bar because I said 'poop' in class.

My teacher used the pain bar to beat me after I drew on the desk.

5

A long, loud stick that hits you so hard your ears ring like a bell.

The pain bar hit me and my ears rang for an hour.

I got the pain bar because I threw a pencil at my friend.

My teacher used the pain bar to beat me for talking too much.