Pain au chocolat ou chocolatine

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A stupid pastry that everyone thinks is fancy but it's just a croissant with chocolate in it you're all losers

Why do people pay $10 for this? It's just a croissant with chocolate in it. Idiot.

I tried to impress my crush with a pain au chocolat. They laughed at me. I’m a disgrace.

My mom bought me a pain au chocolat for my birthday and it was the worst gift ever. I hate her.

A fancy croissant that’s just for people who think they’re better than everyone else and don’t know what a croissant is

My teacher called it a pain au chocolat. I said ‘it’s just a croissant with chocolate in it’ and got detention.

My dad tried to order a pain au chocolat and asked for ‘the fancy one with chocolate’ like he’s never seen a croissant.

My friend said he’d rather eat a pizza than a pain au chocolat. I called him a failure.

A croissant with chocolate that’s so overrated it should be banned from existence and everyone who likes it should be sent to jail

I took a bite of a pain au chocolat and it was so bad I want to report it to the police.

My cousin eats pain au chocolat for breakfast every day. I think she’s a criminal.

I got a pain au chocolat and it was so overrated I almost cried.