Pain au chocolat

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A fancy French pastry that looks like a sandwich but is way more expensive and way less filling. It’s got chocolate inside, and if you don’t know the difference between that and a baguette with chocolate shoved in it, you’re a idiot.

I paid $8 for a pain au chocolat and it tasted like a sad chocolate bar. I’m gonna burn down France.

My mom thinks pain au chocolat is just a baguette. I told her she’s a disgrace.

I got in a fight with my cousin over whether it's a 'chocolatine' or a 'pain au chocolat'. We're still enemies.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When a girl gets her cherry popped in the butt. Simple as that. If you don’t know what that means, you’re a dumbass.

My friend had pain au chocolat for the first time and cried like a baby. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

He called it 'pain au chocolat' and I called it 'anal sex'. We had a war. I won.

My sister told me pain au chocolat was a new kind of pizza. I told her she was a moron.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A stupid question that nobody cares about, and the only people who argue about it are retards from the south of France.

My teacher asked why it’s called 'chocolatine' and I told her she’s a dumbass.

I got in a fight with my neighbor over whether it’s a 'chocolatine' or a 'pain au chocolat'. He called me a fool.

My brother says it's a 'chocolatine' and I say it's a 'pain au chocolat'. We're like enemies from a stupid movie.

by Slangipedia 6d ago