Pain and Suffering

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What you feel when you read some guy’s definition of how much he hates his ex-wife. It’s like your soul is being ripped out with a rusty spoon.

My mom’s ex said he had pain and suffering. I have a headache from listening to him.

My cousin’s ex said he was in pain. He’s been married for 5 years.

My neighbor wrote a 500-word essay about his ex. That’s pain and suffering.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you're stuck in school while your siblings are having fun on holiday. It's like you're being tortured by a bunch of kids who think they're the best.

I had to do math while my brother went to the beach. That was pure pain and suffering.

My sister got to go to a concert. Me? I had to do homework.

My friend got to eat pizza. I got to eat pizza. But I had to do homework.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

What a man feels when he's married. Like he's been stuck in a cage with a wild animal who won't stop yapping.

My dad got married. He said he didn’t know what pain and suffering was until he got divorced.

My uncle's wife talks nonstop. He says it's like living with a parrot that has a PhD.

My neighbor's husband said he felt pain and suffering every day. He got divorced the next week.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

How you feel when you wake up and realize your life is a mess. It's like you're being kicked by a donkey and then told you have to do the dishes.

I woke up and my dog pooped on my floor. That was pain and suffering.

I woke up and had to go to work. That was pain and suffering.

I woke up and my mom asked me to clean my room. That was pain and suffering.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Five finger death punch, but it's like you're getting hit by five fingers that have been dipped in hot sauce and then left outside in the snow.

I got hit by my brother. That was pain and suffering.

My friend got hit by a guy who had been drinking. That was pain and suffering.

I got hit by my dad. That was pain and suffering.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Here at Pain and Suffering Inc. We hope you have a day that's just okay. Not great. Not terrible. Just barely holding on.

I had a day that was just okay. I didn't even get hit by my brother.

My friend had a day that was just okay. He didn't even have to do homework.

My neighbor had a day that was just okay. He didn't even get yelled at.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The oh no map from Beat Saber. It's like your brain is melting and your feet are on fire at the same time.

I got the oh no map. That was pain and suffering.

My friend got the oh no map. That was pain and suffering.

My brother got the oh no map. That was pain and suffering.

by Slangipedia 6d ago