Pain Account

My Pain Account is empty again. I spent all my cash on a pizza I didn’t need.

I tried to pay rent with my Pain Account. It’s now in debt and crying.

My Pain Account got a job. It’s working overtime to pay me back.

I put my paycheck in my Pain Account. It’s like a vacation for my wallet.

I used my Pain Account to buy a video game. My mom is mad.

My Pain Account is my only friend. It never judges me.

I spent my Pain Account on a snack. It’s now on a diet.

I used my Pain Account to buy a shirt. It’s now my favorite shirt.

My Pain Account is broke. I gave it a raise. It’s still broke.

I took my Pain Account to the mall. It came back with a new outfit.

My Pain Account is my secret. My parents don’t know about it.

I used my Pain Account to buy candy. My parents are going to kill me.

I used my Pain Account to buy coffee. It’s now my best friend.

I spent my Pain Account on a nap. It’s worth it.

My Pain Account is broke. I didn’t even do anything.

I used my Pain Account to buy a snack. It’s now my favorite snack.

I took my Pain Account to the movies. It came back with a headache.

My Pain Account is broke. I didn’t even move.