Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What happens when you step on a Lego brick and swear you’ll never touch one again

I stepped on a Lego and screamed like I was being stabbed

My brother stepped on a Lego and cried like a baby

My mom stepped on a Lego and yelled at my dad

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2

The French word for bread, but also what you feel when you get kicked in the shins

I got kicked in the shins and said, 'That’s like bread in my bones'

My friend got kicked in the shins and said, 'That’s the French word for bread'

My dog got kicked in the shins and ran away crying

by Slangipedia 6d ago

3

In the end, it’s what makes us feel alive, even if it feels like being hit by a bus

I got hit by a bus and said, 'That’s what makes me feel alive'

My dog got hit by a bus and ran away screaming

My brother got hit by a bus and yelled at the bus driver

by Slangipedia 6d ago

4

An unpleasant feeling that happens when something tries to kill you

That thing tried to kill me and I felt pain

My dog got bit and felt pain like it was dying

My brother got hit and screamed like he was dying

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5

Nature’s way of reminding you just how good something felt before it started hurting

I ate a whole pizza and then got heartburn

I drank a whole soda and then got a stomachache

I ate a whole cake and then felt like I was going to explode

by Slangipedia 6d ago

6

That unpleasant feeling you get when you see a beautiful, intelligent, and all-around genuine woman holding hands with some trendy douchebait and his cell phone

I saw my crush holding hands with a douchey guy and felt pain

My brother saw his crush holding hands with a douchey guy and yelled

My dog saw a beautiful woman and then saw her holding hands with a douchey guy and ran away

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7

When you listen to that song by Aqua called Barbie Girl and it hurts your ears

I listened to Barbie Girl and my ears screamed

My brother listened to Barbie Girl and cried

My dog listened to Barbie Girl and ran away

by Slangipedia 6d ago