Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The last thing you grab before you bolt out the door like a coward.

I ate my Paimon and ran. I didn't even blink.

My mom yelled at me for eating Paimon in the car.

Paimon is the reason I passed my math test. And I hate it.

2

Emergency food, but with extra sass.

My Paimon had a face. It was judgmental.

I took one bite of Paimon and it called me fat.

Paimon is like a snack that stares you down.

3

The only thing that could possibly save you from dying of hunger.

I would’ve died if I didn’t have Paimon.

Paimon is like a snack with a PhD in survival.

I ate Paimon and lived. My brother didn’t.

4

Emergency food, and my best friend is obsessed with it.

My best friend thinks Paimon is a god. I think she’s crazy.

She brought me Paimon for my birthday. I cried.

Paimon is my friend’s religion now.

5

Emergency food, and it’s also a toy. Like, really.

I played with my Paimon like it was a toy. Then I ate it.

My Paimon is a toy that also tastes good.

I threw my Paimon. It bounced back. I cried.

6

Emergency food, and it’s the only thing that makes me happy.

I ate Paimon and forgot my problems. Then I remembered them.

Paimon is like a snack that gives me a hug.

I eat Paimon and feel like a king.

7

The best travel companion, and it’s also a snack.

Paimon is like a friend that doesn’t talk back.

I took Paimon on my trip. It was the best decision ever.

Paimon traveled with me. It didn’t complain.