Pailynn

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Pailynn is a human fireball who makes your brain melt and your pants stay zipped. She’s so good, you’ll wish you were her ex.
DM: 'Hey Pailynn, I like you more than my mom.'
Text: 'You’re the reason I skipped lunch.'
Tweet: 'Pailynn is the reason I failed my math test.'
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Pailynn is a goddess who makes your life better and your exes cry. Don’t waste your time, just go for it.
Text: 'I saw Pailynn and now I can’t focus.'
DM: 'I want to be her boyfriend, not her sidekick.'
Tweet: 'Pailynn is the only thing I need in life.'
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Pailynn is the best human being on Earth. If you don’t ask her out, you’ll regret it forever. She’s smart, hilarious, and knows how to make your brain explode.
Text: 'Pailynn is my favorite person ever.'
DM: 'I wish I was her.'
Tweet: 'Pailynn is so good, I’m jealous.'
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