paijemos

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A paijemos is someone who thinks they’re the best at everything. They get into Harvard before they even finish kindergarten and make everyone else look like failures.
My cousin got into Harvard at age 5, I got into a good school at 10. He’s a paijemos.
She got straight A’s in every class and still had time to beat me at tennis. That’s a paijemos.
He’s so good he gets extra credit for existing.
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If you’re a paijemos, you don’t just do well, you dominate. You get perfect scores and still have time to laugh at everyone else.
He got 6’s on every AP test and still had time to flex in the hallway.
She aced everything and didn’t even try. That’s a paijemos.
I got a B, he got a 6, obviously he’s a paijemos.
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A paijemos is someone who doesn’t just do stuff for fun, they do it because they can. They derive everything and everyone.
He derived my math test just to prove he could.
She derived the entire school’s lunch just for laughs.
I tried to derive him, but he derived me back.
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To be a paijemos, you need to be good at everything. If you aren’t, you’re just a regular person who got lucky.
He’s got 6’s on all his tests and still beats me at basketball.
She averages a 9.0 GPA and can beat me in tennis blindfolded.
He doesn’t even try and still gets everything.
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A paijemos is someone who thinks they are the most valuable person ever, especially at sports like basketball or tennis.
He’s the MVP of every game he plays. That’s a paijemos.
She’s the best at everything and still has time to laugh at me.
He got into Harvard before I even finished elementary school.
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A paijemos is someone who gets everything they want without even trying. They’re like a machine that never stops working.
He got straight A’s and still had time to beat me at tennis.
She derived my test just for fun.
I tried to fail, but he failed me.
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