paijaan

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a brother who acts like he's the king of the block but still asks for money for pizza
Bro, you're a paijaan and still broke? Get a life.
Paijaan, I'm outta here. You pay for the fries.
You call me bro, but you don't even buy me soda.
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a brother who talks too much and still doesn't know how to cook
Paijaan, shut up and make the rice.
You talk nonstop but burn my toast every time.
I'm not your slave, bro. Just a paijaan.
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a brother who promises you everything and still forgets to call you
You said you'd call me, paijaan. You didn't.
Paijaan, I've been waiting all week. No love.
Bro, if you don't call me now, I'm coming over.
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a brother who boasts about his life but still lives with his mom
Paijaan, you live with your mom and still talk big?
Bro, I'm getting a place. You're still at Mom's.
You brag all day but can't even move out.
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a brother who brags about his money but still borrows yours
Paijaan, you got a car and still ask for my cash?
Bro, I'm rich now. You're still broke.
You have a job, yet you still borrow from me.
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a brother who eats your food but never brings anything to share
Paijaan, you took my last burger and didn't even bring a snack.
Bro, I gave you my pizza. What did you give me?
You eat all my snacks and don't even say thank you.
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