Paighton

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Paighton is a hot mess who laughs at your dumb jokes and still thinks you're cool. She’s got the looks, the humor, and the attitude to back it up.
Paighton laughed so hard at my joke about tacos that she spilled her drink on my shirt. Still thinks I’m the best.
She’s the only person who can make me smile after a bad day at work. And she did it with a face full of glitter.
I asked her if she wanted to go to the movies. She said, 'Only if you promise not to cry during the sad parts.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paighton is the cutest little twerp who acts like she’s the queen of the world. She’s cute, she’s silly, and she’ll make you fall for her.
She called me a ‘dumb frog’ in front of everyone. Then she kissed me and I forgot all about it.
She texted me, 'I’m cute. You’re not. I know you’re not.' And I believed her.
She wore a unicorn costume to school and still managed to be the most popular kid. I’m not even mad.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paighton is a weird name that’s somehow perfect. She’s a good friend, a great dancer, and she smells like a fancy hotel. She’s also a bit of a drama queen.
She broke up with her crush because he didn’t like her skincare routine. I think he deserved it.
She danced in the hallway during lunch. No one stopped her. They just watched in awe.
She told me her name was spelled wrong. I told her it was spelled ‘perfect’.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paighton is a girl who knows how to have a good time. She’s sweet, she’s smart, and she’ll kiss you like it’s the end of the world.
She kissed me in front of the whole class. I didn’t even care that everyone was laughing at me.
She’ll stay up until 2 a. m. just to talk to you. You’re welcome.
She told me she’d rather be with me than anyone else. I believed her. I still do.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The dirty Paighton is when a guy shits in your mouth, you chew it up, and then you blow him. It’s gross, it’s wild, and it’s the best thing ever.
He tried the dirty Paighton on me. I hated it. Then I did it back. He cried.
My friend did the dirty Paighton on her crush. He passed out. She laughed.
I asked him if he wanted to try the dirty Paighton. He said, 'Only if you promise not to tell my mom.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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