PAIGER

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A hot mess who tells it like it is. They don’t fake it. They don’t hide it. They work their ass off and still manage to look like a dream. Basically a human glitter bomb with a side of sarcasm.

Paige walked in like she owned the place. She did. And she told the boss to go to hell. Then she fixed the coffee machine.

Paige didn’t just laugh at my joke, she cackled. And then she made me do 20 push-ups.

Paige was the only one who didn’t cry when the dog ran away. She just said, 'He’ll be back. And he’ll be smelly.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Paiger is like a phone that doesn’t know it’s a phone. It’s just a name that stuck to Paige because Paige was too short and needed something extra to sound cool. Now it’s a tech thing and people use it like it’s a brand.

My friend called me Paiger. I asked why. He said, 'Because you’re like a phone. You’re always on.'

At the party, someone said, 'Paiger is the new iPhone.' I said, 'I’m not a phone. I’m a person.'

My teacher started using Paiger as a nickname. Now I have to answer to Paiger in math class.

by Slangipedia 6d ago