Paige Turner

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A guy who lies to his friends saying he's banging a new chick, but it's the same old broad he was screwing last year, and he just gave her a new name to sound cool
Bro, I'm dating this hot new girl at work. Her name's Lisa.
Dude, I'm fucking this amazing girl from the gym. Her name's Claire.
I just started seeing this awesome girl at the store. Her name's Rachel.
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A dude who acts like he's got a new girlfriend every week, but it's always the same girl he's been cheating on his ex with for years
I just broke up with my ex. Now I'm with Sarah.
This new girl I met at the bar? Her name's Emily.
My new crush is named Madison. She's the best.
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A guy who keeps changing his girlfriend's name just so he can pretend he's dating someone new, even though it's the same old skank
Hey bro, I'm dating a new girl named Lisa now.
This new girl I met is named Emily. She's crazy hot.
I'm with this new girl named Rachel. She's my new favorite.
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