Paige-Style Cutie

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A girl who looks like a hot mess but acts like she’s got a brain and a plan. She’s the kind of person who would laugh at your bad jokes but still take your life seriously.

Paige is the only one who could make a coffee stain look like a masterpiece and still pass a math test.

She showed up to the party in pajamas but still had the perfect highlighter on.

She told my crush he was 'okay' and then proceeded to solve a quadratic equation in her head.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A girl who’s so pretty she makes you question your life choices, and so smart she makes you question your IQ.

She walked into the room and immediately made my ex feel like he had no idea what he was doing.

She texted me a 10-page essay about why pizza is the best food ever and then asked me out.

She got a perfect score on the test and still managed to make my coffee.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A girl who’s got looks that could knock you out and a brain that could take you down.

She turned my crush into a blubbering mess with a single wink and a math problem.

She made my lunch look like a masterpiece and then solved my homework in 30 seconds.

She walked in, I got distracted, and then she asked me if I knew what a quadratic equation was.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A girl who’s so good-looking it hurts, and so smart it makes you feel stupid.

She showed up to the test with a full face of makeup and still aced it.

She texted me a picture of her breakfast and then asked me if I knew what a parabola was.

She turned my crush into a nervous wreck and still managed to solve my algebra problem.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A girl who looks like a walking billboard and thinks like a genius who’s tired of your dumb questions.

She walked in and my crush immediately forgot his name.

She texted me a 500-word essay on why cereal is the best food ever and still had time to do my homework.

She showed up to the lunch table with a full face of makeup and a calculator.

by Slangipedia 6d ago