Paige Phillips

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Paige Phillips is the worst kind of hot mess you can imagine. If she was a guy, he’d be the guy who tripped over his own feet and got knocked out by a squirrel.

I saw Paige in the hallway and I swear I could smell her breakfast from across the gym.

She walked into the cafeteria and the whole place stank like she’d been eating pizza and crying in a trash can.

My dog ran away when she walked by. That’s how bad it was.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Paige Phillips is like the human version of a garbage can. If she was a guy, he’d be the one who got beaten up for no reason and still thought he was cool.

She walked into class and the teacher had to open the windows. It was that bad.

My friend got a headache just by sitting next to her during lunch.

She came into the store and the whole place reeked like she’d been living in a gym bag.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Paige Phillips is the kind of person who makes you question why you ever went to school. If she was a guy, he’d be the guy who tried to fight everyone and got his butt kicked by a girl.

I walked past her and my nose started burning. I had to go outside for air.

She sat next to me and I could almost taste her breakfast through my mask.

She walked into the hallway and the whole school started coughing like she had a disease.

by Slangipedia 6d ago