Paige Monroe

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A total mess who screams at cops, steals fries from strangers, and acts like she owns the road.
She flipped her middle finger at a cop while doing 90 in a 30.
She took my last fry and said it was 'fry theft 101'.
She drove through a stop sign like it was a suggestion.
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A damn fool who thinks she's untouchable, takes what she wants, and laughs in the face of traffic laws.
She yelled at a cop like he was her worst enemy.
She grabbed the last slice of pizza and said 'you were never meant to have it'.
She parked on the sidewalk and said 'this is my spot, deal with it'.
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A loudmouth who rips off peoples food, runs lights like they're on fire, and thinks she's the boss of everyone.
She took my burger and said 'you're lucky I'm in a good mood'.
She blew through a red light like it was a green light party.
She told the cop 'you're not getting me today, I'm Paige Monroe'.
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