Paige Meliment

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A huge mess that happens because someone was too lazy to think before they acted.

I spilled my coffee on my pants because I couldn't wait for it to cool down.

He missed the bus because he forgot his phone and ran out the door without looking.

She texted her mom 'I'm coming home' and then stayed at the mall for three hours.

A big mistake that makes you look like an idiot, usually because you were too distracted by your own nonsense.

He ate the whole cake and then said it was 'just a little extra.'

She texted her crush 'I'm in love with you' and then realized she was still wearing pajamas.

He drove to school and forgot his backpack, then told his teacher 'It was a test.'

A mistake so bad it makes you want to cry, usually because you were too busy being a drama queen to notice.

She cried because her hair wasn't perfect for her Instagram post.

He missed his mom's birthday party because he was too busy arguing with his sister on Discord.

He texted his crush 'I hate you' and then realized it was a typo.

A big mistake that happens when someone forgets to use their brain, and then acts like it's not their fault.

He took the wrong bus and then told his friend 'It was a conspiracy.'

She ate her lunch in the hallway and then said it was 'a strategic move.'

He texted his teacher 'I was sick' and then went to the mall.

A stupid mistake that happens when you’re too distracted by your own nonsense to think straight.

He texted his crush 'I'm gonna die' and then went to eat pizza.

She texted her mom 'I'm coming home' and then stayed at the mall for four hours.

He missed the bus because he was too busy arguing with his dog.

A mistake so bad it makes you question your life choices, usually because you were too lazy to do anything right.

He spilled his lunch on his pants and then said it was 'a tribute to the food gods.'

She forgot her homework and then said it was 'a message from the universe.'

He texted his teacher 'I was in a coma' and then went to play video games.