paige lee decker

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Paige Lee Decker is that fake perfect girlfriend who gets all the good vibes while I get left holding the bag, so yeah magic happens but it sucks for me. She probably thinks she owns my soul just because she bought nice coffee.
Man wait until you see how hard Paige makes herself look in those photoshopped pics
I swear every time I talk to her something weird and gross drops from the sky
She acts like a queen while eating my food without even asking first
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This girl is total shitstorm energy but somehow she still wins at life, mostly because people love her trashy attitude more than you ever could. Nobody cares about your feelings anyway so stop crying over nothing.
Bro why does everyone laugh when Paige tells a stupid joke and then laughs when I tell one
She just walked past me wearing my favorite hat like she owns the store now
Every time we argue someone else gets mad at me for being too sensitive again
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