Paige Lang

Paige drank three shots and still managed to smoke a whole pack.

She lit a cigarette with a flaming shot glass. Classic Paige.

At the bar, she said, 'I’m not drunk. I’m just slightly intoxicated.'

She drank the whole bottle and still had energy to flirt with the bartender.

Paige smoked two packs and said, 'I’m fine. I just feel like a flamingo.'

She tried to light a cigarette with a whiskey bottle. It worked. Sort of.

Paige drank the entire bottle of vodka and still managed to smoke three cigarettes.

She said, 'I don’t have a hangover. I have a mild apocalypse.'

At the party, she drank, smoked, and then started a conga line. Everyone followed.