Paige Lalonde

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A hot mess who’s also a brain and a laugh riot. She’s kind of a saint, but also a total disaster.

Paige is like a perfect pizza, hot, cheesy, and you don’t want to live without it.

She’s smart enough to pass a test, but dumb enough to text me in class.

Paige is the only person who can make me cry and laugh at the same time.

The human version of a 10 out of 10. She’s got looks, brains, and a sense of humor so good it should be illegal.

Paige is like a unicorn, rare, magical, and slightly annoying when she shows up uninvited.

She’s the only person who can make me fail a test on purpose just to laugh at me.

Paige walks into a room and instantly becomes the main character of the story.

A goddess with a brain and a mouth. She’s amazing, but also a little bit of a pain in the ass.

Paige is like a superhero, she saves me every day, but also kicks my ass when I mess up.

She’s so smart she could probably solve world hunger, but she just uses her brain to make me fail exams.

Paige is the only person who can make me smile, cry, and scream all in one day.