Paige Harris

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A hot god who looks like she just walked out of a milkshake

Paige Harris is the reason I skipped lunch today.

She’s like a smoothie with extra sugar and no self-respect.

I texted her ‘hi’ and got a photo of her in pajamas. That’s a win.

A goddess who could make a burger look jealous

She’s so good-looking, my burger got sad.

I saw her in the cafeteria and forgot how to chew.

She walks in, and suddenly my lunch is the worst thing ever.

A human who looks like she was born in a gym and trained in a bakery

She’s got abs and a smile that could win a contest.

I saw her doing push-ups and immediately fell in love.

She’s like a muffin with a six-pack.