Paige freaking macon

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the best friend you ever had who is also a genius and looks like a hot mess but still somehow rules the world
Paige, you’re the only person who can make me laugh when my life is falling apart.
You’re like a brain and a beauty combined, and I’m just the idiot who gets to hang out with you.
Paige, if you weren’t my friend, I’d probably be dead from all the nonsense you’ve pulled me into.
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a human who can turn your dumbest moments into gold and will throw shade like it’s going out of style
You turned my awkward dating story into a full-blown comedy special. I owe you my life.
You called my ex a ‘disaster in human form’ and I almost cried from how true that was.
Paige, you’re the only person who can make me feel like a total idiot and still make me laugh.
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a total legend who listens to your sob stories and gives you advice so good it feels like magic
You listened to me rant about my crush for an hour and then gave me advice that actually worked.
Paige, your advice turned my life around. I’m forever grateful, and also slightly terrified of you.
You helped me figure out my life in one conversation. That’s like a superpower.
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the one person who knows all your secrets and still thinks you're the best person ever
You know every single embarrassing moment of my life and still say I’m the best friend ever.
Paige, you’ve heard my worst moments and still think I’m amazing. That’s kind of scary.
You’ve seen me at my most ridiculous and still stuck with me. I owe you my life.
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a total nightmare who also happens to be the smartest, funniest, and most beautiful person you know
You’re a nightmare at times but still the smartest person I know.
Paige, you’re the funniest person I’ve ever met, even when you’re being a total pain.
You’re the most beautiful person I know and somehow still manage to be a nightmare.
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the one friend who knows all your boy problems and has the best advice to fix them
You’ve solved all my boy problems and I still don’t know how you do it.
Paige, you’ve helped me through more boy drama than I can count.
You’ve got the best advice for my love life, and I’m still not over how good it is.
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