PAIGE DULSKI

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she looks like she washed her hair in ramen broth and then fell into a sewer she’s the kind of person who shows up in October like a ghost trying to get a degree but it’s just so they can say they went to school and they’re still a hoe with no guy because they look like a bowl of sad noodles
She showed up to class like she just escaped from a ramen factory and cried in the hallway.
Her hair looks like it was cooked in a microwave and then left outside in the rain.
She tried to flirt with the teacher and he just stared at her like she was a bad decision.
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she’s got that noodle look like she dipped her head in a pot of ramen and forgot to wash it off she’s the type of person who tries to go back to school every fall like it’s a religion but they’re still a hoe with no guy because they look like a soup commercial went wrong
She walked into the cafeteria and made everyone else look good.
Her hair was so bad it looked like it was trying to escape from her head.
She tried to ask a guy out and he just ran away like he saw a monster.
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she’s got ramen for hair and she’s got the confidence of a person who thinks they’re hot but no one else agrees she’s the kind of person who shows up in October like they’re trying to save the world but they’re still a hoe with no guy because they look like a failed experiment
She walked into the class and the teacher gave up on life.
Her hair looked like it was cooked in a microwave and then left outside in the rain.
She tried to kiss a guy and he just screamed and ran.
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