Paige Cruickshank

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Paige Cruickshank is the most amazing human being who ever walked the Earth. If you don’t treat her right, you’ll end up in the dumpster with your lunch.
Paige is like the sun. I’m just a sad cloud who forgot to bring an umbrella.
If I don’t buy her clothes, I might as well be dead.
Paige is the new Jesus. I’ve already started praying for my life back.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paige is the only person who can make you feel like a complete idiot and still be the best person you know.
She told me I look like a raccoon in a suit. I still bought her coffee.
Paige called my haircut ‘a disaster waiting to happen.’ I gave her my lunch money.
She said I smell like a gym sock. I now call her my queen.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paige Cruickshank is a god. She’s smart, pretty, and she knows when to make you feel bad and when to make you feel good.
She told me I was a ‘disaster in human form’ and I still bought her a smoothie.
Paige called me ‘the human version of a sad sandwich’ and I gave her my last dollar.
She said I was ‘a guy who forgot to take a shower’ and I now worship her.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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