Paige Amy Palmer

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A person who laughs at others until they're sore, and steals kids to turn them into meatballs in her basement.

She made fun of my haircut so hard I had to take a nap.

She kidnapped my little brother and fed him to her cat.

She called my mom a bad word and then ate her for breakfast.

A bully with a basement full of screaming kids, and a laugh that could knock out a horse.

She made fun of my math test until I cried in the hallway.

She took my sister and turned her into a casserole.

She laughed so loud the ceiling started to shake.

A kid stealer who thinks being mean is a full-time job, and lives in a basement with her victims.

She made fun of my pizza and stole my lunch money.

She took my cousin and made him her personal meatball.

She laughed at my report card so hard my teacher got mad.