Paife

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A Paife is a loudmouth who talks way too much and thinks everyone cares about her bad decisions. She hides her sadness behind bad life choices like Porridge, but don’t you dare show her a picture of your oatmeal or she’ll cry and throw a tantrum.
Paife: 'I just ate six donuts and now I’m crying. Why won’t anyone comfort me?'
DM: 'I sent you a photo of my cereal and she replied with a 10-minute sob story.'
At lunch: 'Paife is telling the entire cafeteria about her third ex who eats cereal for dinner.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paife is the strongest type of weed. It’s so good it makes adults cry and kids pass out. If you smoke it, you’ll feel like you’re flying or maybe just dying from too much happiness.
'I took one hit of Paife and now I think I’m a superhero.'
Text from friend: 'I just smoked Paife and I’m never going back to regular weed again.'
At the park: 'Paife made the whole group laugh so hard they fell over.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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