Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A job that gives you cash while you pretend to work.

'I got a paidternship at the pizza place. I just eat pizza and watch Netflix.'

'My paidternship is a scam. I get paid to sleep.'

'I got a paidternship. It’s like being a kid again, but with a paycheck.'

2

Getting money to do something that’s barely work.

'I got a paidternship. All I do is sit there and look cool.'

'My paidternship is just a way to pay me to chill.'

'They hired me for a paidternship. I got paid to not do anything.'

3

A job that gives you cash just for showing up.

'I got a paidternship. I show up, and they give me money. No questions asked.'

'My paidternship is the easiest thing ever. I just show up and get paid.'

'They gave me a paidternship. All I had to do was show up and smile.'

4

A fancy way of saying you get paid to do nothing.

'I got a paidternship. It’s like being paid to be lazy.'

'My paidternship is just a way to pay me to do nothing.'

'They called it a paidternship. It’s just me getting paid to be a couch potato.'

5

A job that gives you money for doing barely anything.

'I got a paidternship. I do like 5 minutes of work and then I get paid.'

'My paidternship is the best. I do nothing and get cash.'

'They gave me a paidternship. I do about 2 things all day and get paid for it.'

6

A job that pays you to be a human do-nothing.

'My paidternship is like being a human do-nothing. I get paid for it.'

'I got a paidternship. It’s like I got paid to not work.'

'They gave me a paidternship. I’m just a human do-nothing with a paycheck.'