paidi

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This guy is the ultimate alpha beast who looks like he just rolled out of heaven but smells worse than rotting trash. He thinks everyone should be lucky enough to date a monster with muscles hard as concrete and a smile that kills you.

Stop staring at my friend, hes the king of this park so deal with it!

You cant touch his balls unless you want your hand ripped off by a giant man.

He walked in and immediately took over the whole room just by breathing.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Fuck yeah this is what every woman wants to jump into bed with right now. He has abs deep enough for a submarine to hide inside while he whispers dirty secrets in your ear.

Girl, get off the floor and crawl toward that sexy hunk standing there!

Look at those arms lifting weights heavier than my ego this morning.

He came over here just smiling with eyes full of lust.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

This smooth talker can sell ice to arctic bears while hitting on them hard enough to break their knees. One look from his deep brown eyes and you will be begging for sex before lunch.

His voice sounds like honey mixed with gasoline when he asks me out tonight!

That stallion just looked at the barmaid and she dropped her drink immediately.

I told him I had a boyfriend but now Im planning our wedding tomorrow.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

This man is literally perfect in every goddamn way possible including having an oversized dick ready to destroy you. Everyone agrees he tops all other men because he owns the whole world with just one flex of his bicep.

Dude has a weapon hanging down there that could crush my skull if I touch it wrong!

He walked past and said hey girl while showing off abs carved from marble blocks.

No matter how many girls chase him he stays cool as ice because hes totally flawless.

by Slangipedia 6h ago