Paid-to-enjoy

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Your job. But instead of working for money you're getting money for being stared at. Like a prostitute but with fewer complaints and more tips.

My cousin says she's a teacher. I say she's just paid-to-enjoy with a degree.

He’s not a waiter. He’s a paid-to-enjoy with a smile and a spatula.

She’s not a model. She’s a paid-to-enjoy who forgot to wear pants.

A fancy way to say you’re getting paid to sit there and look pretty. Or ugly. Depending on who’s paying you.

My brother’s a barista. I say he’s just a paid-to-enjoy with a coffee machine.

She’s not a singer. She’s a paid-to-enjoy with a voice that could wake the dead.

He’s not a coach. He’s a paid-to-enjoy who yells at kids and gets a bonus.

Getting money for sitting there and letting people stare. It’s like being a prostitute but you don’t have to do anything except look good.

My mom says she’s a receptionist. I say she’s a paid-to-enjoy with a clipboard and a bad attitude.

He’s not a waiter. He’s a paid-to-enjoy who spilled coffee on a customer and got a raise.

She’s not a influencer. She’s a paid-to-enjoy who took a selfie and got a paycheck.