Paid-Off Hitler

I swear my senator is paid by the fast-food chain. He’s like a dog who only listens when they give him a treat.

The guy in charge of taxes is a paid-off Hitler. He lets corporations rob us blind just for a few million bucks.

My cousin’s mayor. He takes money from the soda company and forgets about the kids who can’t afford lunch.

That guy got a $10 million check from the car company. He’s like a paid-off Hitler who forgot how to breathe.

The man who made the tax law is a paid-off Hitler. He took a bribe and made us pay for his yacht.

He got a free condo and a lifetime supply of pizza. Of course, he’s a paid-off Hitler.

He’s so full of sh*t he thinks he’s a genius, but it’s really just a bunch of money from the corporations. That’s a paid-off Hitler.

The man who got a million bucks from the oil company is a paid-off Hitler. He’s too dumb to realize he’s being used.

They gave him a gold watch and a lifetime supply of cigars. He’s a paid-off Hitler.