Paid my dues

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You've been through hell and back just to be lazy now. You earned the right to slouch and sip soda.
I paid my dues by working 14 hours a day in a fast food joint. Now I can sleep through my alarm and still feel like a king.
My brother paid his dues by getting hit by a car. Now he just sits on the couch and yells at the TV.
I paid my dues by eating 10 tacos in one sitting. Now I can just sit and stare at my phone like a normal person.
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NF's song about how people hate him and his music. He's like, 'You don't get me, I make emotional music and you all just hate it.' People also say he's worse than Eminem, which is a slap in the face.
My mom said she hated the song, but now she plays it in the car every day and still says she doesn't like it.
My friend's cousin said NF was a 'crybaby rapper' and now he's obsessed with him.
My teacher said the song was 'too sappy' and now she's crying in the hallway.
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You've officially had enough of being with a fat girl. Now you can only date skinny ones, or you're just done with life.
I paid my dues by dating my ex who was a walking burger. Now I only date girls who look like they eat salad for breakfast.
My cousin paid his dues by sleeping with a girl who could eat a whole pizza by herself. Now he only dates girls who can fit into a jeans size 2.
I paid my dues by being with a girl who weighed 300 pounds. Now I only date girls who can do 10 pushups without crying.
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