Paid in gum

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Getting paid with gum instead of cash. It’s like your boss is trying to save money by giving you something that tastes bad and is barely worth a dollar. You’re probably stuck with it.
My boss said I’m getting paid in gum for the rest of the year. I might as well chew my way out of this job.
I got paid in gum. It’s like my boss thinks I’m a kid who still eats stickers.
They paid me in gum. I’m gonna be stuck with that stuff until I die.
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When you’re paid with gum instead of real money. It’s the worst kind of payment. You get something you can eat, but it’s not worth the trouble.
I got paid in gum. I just stared at it like it was a bad joke I couldn’t laugh at.
My boss said I’m getting paid in gum. I might just throw it at him next time.
They paid me in gum. I’m gonna chew it until it’s all gone and I’m still poor.
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