Paid a thousand life points

I paid a thousand life points when I tried to fix my phone by chewing it.

She paid a thousand life points by yelling at the pizza guy for 20 minutes.

He paid a thousand life points by wearing socks with sandals to a fancy dinner.

He paid a thousand life points by diving into a pool full of cats.

She paid a thousand life points by eating the whole cake and then crying about it.

They paid a thousand life points by fighting over the last slice of pizza like it was the end of the world.

He paid a thousand life points by texting his mom during a funeral.

She paid a thousand life points by wearing a hat made of spaghetti.

They paid a thousand life points by betting their life points on a coin flip and losing.

I paid a thousand life points by trying to fly using a fan and a chair.

She paid a thousand life points by singing opera in the grocery store.

He paid a thousand life points by eating a whole box of glitter.

He paid a thousand life points by swimming in a toilet.

She paid a thousand life points by wearing a shirt that said 'I love my dog' and then threw the dog out the window.

They paid a thousand life points by fighting a chicken at a restaurant.

He paid a thousand life points by trying to talk to a duck and arguing with it.

She paid a thousand life points by wearing socks on her hands for a week.

They paid a thousand life points by betting their life points on a game of rock-paper-scissors and losing.