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A person who loves games more than their mom and their lunch
I’d rather play Fortnite than eat my veggies. Mom is sad.
I skipped school to play Pokémon. My teacher is mad.
I beat my dad at chess. He’s still mad about it.
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Someone who would rather die than stop playing their favorite game
I played until my phone died. Then I cried.
I lost my job because I kept playing video games.
I forgot my own birthday. But I remembered my game stats.
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A person who thinks games are better than real life
I dated a girl. Then I played a game. The game won.
I got into a fight over who was the best at Mario Kart.
I would rather play a game than go to the bathroom.
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A person who knows every cheat code and uses them all the time
I used a cheat code to win. My friend called me a cheat.
I know every secret level. My game is my life.
I used a cheat code to get a perfect score. My teacher didn’t believe me.
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Someone who would fight you over who has the best game character
I argued with my brother over who had the best character. It took an hour.
I lost my friend because he picked the wrong character.
I drew a map of my game world. My teacher said I was crazy.
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A person who thinks they are the best at every game they play
I told my friend I was the best at Tetris. He didn’t believe me.
I beat my mom at monopoly. She’s still mad.
I said I could beat anyone at a game. I proved it.
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