Paiahua

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A Paiahua is a rare beast. She’s got smarts, she’s got heart, and she’s got the looks to knock your socks off. If you let her slip away, you’ll regret it for life.
She’s the only person who can calm me down after a bad day at work.
She showed up at my birthday party with cake and a rant about my ex.
She stayed up all night to help me finish my project.
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A Paiahua is a human version of a unicorn. She’s perfect. She’s kind. And if you ever mess with her, she’ll make your life a living hell.
She texted me at 2 a. m. because she couldn’t stop thinking about me.
She brought me soup when I was sick and called me a baby.
She helped me pass my test and then told my teacher I cheated.
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A Paiahua is like a golden ticket. She’s got everything you could ever want. If you don’t treat her right, she’ll throw your life into chaos.
She stayed with me through my worst breakups and my worst days.
She texted me a motivational message every time I failed.
She showed up at my house with a gift and a warning about my friends.
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