pahtooty

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Pahtooty is the giant pair of cheeks that takes up all your space. It is a rude word for your backside when it gets in your face.

@BusyMom: My pahtooty hit me on the subway because someone sat way too close. Ouch!

DM from Coach Dave: Fix your posture or that pahtooty will ruin your running speed today.

Text to Mom: I bought new shorts, but they do not fit my pahtooty at all this summer.

Folks use pahtooty to call out the flesh you sit on all day long. It is a funny name for that round part of your body.

Tweet from GymRat: Stop slouching and let your strong pahtooty show off at the park.

Chat Log: "Hey, did you see how her pahtooty bounced while she walked?"

Note to Self: I must stretch my tired pahtooty after this long shift work.

Call it a pahtooty when you want to sound silly about your rear end. This word adds spice to any chat about sitting or walking.

Review on App: The new chair saved my poor pahtooty from the hard office seat.

Social Post: Look at this cute dog with a big fluffy pahtooty in the garden!

Email Subject: Please fix the break room stool so our pahtooties can rest well.