pahtna

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A decent human being who does not make you want to scream into a pillow. This is the one soul on earth who actually gives two shits about your life.

OMG Sarah just sent me $20 for coffee. Best pahtna ever! No cap.

Hey, I know you are my pahtna so please stop texting me at 3am with dumb memes.

Damn it, only a true pahtna would drive three hours just to watch me paint a wall.

Some fool you can trust not to stab you in the back while eating your lunch. They are the perfect mix of crazy and sweet.

That text thread with Mike is gold because he is a certified pahtna who never ghosts anyone.

We need to grab tacos tonight since my pahtna Lisa promised she would split the bill like a boss.

Sorry I yelled but even a solid pahtna gets pissed when their favorite pizza place runs out of pepperoni.

A person who has survived enough nonsense to know your true worth. Do not call them a friend unless they can handle your messy emotions.

Your pahtna Dave just called to check on your mom and that is why we are best buds forever.

If you think this rain cancels our hike then you do not have a real pahtna in your corner.

Listen up, only my pahtna Jen knows how much I hate Tuesdays so she brought donuts.