Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Pahshon is a Nahshon native who thinks they're the king of the world and talks down to everyone like they're stupid.

'You still don't know how to use a phone? You're a Pahshon!'

'I told you the answer was 2 + 2. You're a Pahshon.'

'You're from Nahshon? No wonder you're so full of yourself.'

2

A Pahshon is someone from Nahshon who acts like they're the only person who knows anything and yells at you for being wrong.

'You're wrong! I'm right! I'm a Pahshon!'

'I explained it three times! You're a Pahshon!'

'You still don't get it? You're a Pahshon!'

3

A Pahshon is a Nahshon person who thinks they're better than you and says stupid stuff like the obvious.

'You didn't know it was raining? You're a Pahshon!'

'I told you the sky was blue. You're a Pahshon!'

'You're from Nahshon and you still don't know the time? You're a Pahshon!'

4

A Pahshon is a Nahshon person who thinks they're super smart and will explain the obvious just to make you feel dumb.

'You didn't know the sun comes up in the morning? You're a Pahshon!'

'I told you that 1 + 1 is 2. You're a Pahshon!'

'You still don't know the days of the week? You're a Pahshon!'

5

A Pahshon is a Nahshon person who acts like they're the greatest and will explain the easiest things like they're some kind of genius.

'You still don't know how to count to 10? You're a Pahshon!'

'I told you the answer was 3. You're a Pahshon!'

'You're from Nahshon and you still don't know how to spell your name? You're a Pahshon!'

6

A Pahshon is a Nahshon person who thinks they're the best and will explain the most basic stuff like they're giving you a lesson from the gods.

'You didn't know the sky was up? You're a Pahshon!'

'I told you the answer was 5. You're a Pahshon!'

'You still don't know how to walk? You're a Pahshon!'