Pahrump

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To head to Pahrump, NV just so you can get your rocks off in a legal brothel. It's like a vacation for your ass and your brain.

Man: I'm going pahrumping this weekend. Woman: That's the best kind of weekend.

Guy: I'll take a room for three hours. Girl: You're lucky I let you in at all.

Text from brother: I'm in Pahrump. Text from me: Is that a hotel or a jail?

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Pahrump is a town where animals are treated like royalty and kids are treated like parking spaces. People there are so weird they think pet pictures are better than money.

Man: I'll trade you a pack of cigarettes for a photo of my dog's junk. Woman: Deal. I need that for my LinkedIn.

Kid: Why is my dog in a car? Mom: Because that’s how we roll in Pahrump.

Text from friend: My kid is alive? I thought you left him in a car!

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Pahrump is a town full of losers who think being seen with their gay 2K is the key to life. They have no life and no idea how to spend it.

Guy: I'm hanging out with my 2K at the mall. Girl: That’s not a mall, that’s a tragedy.

Text from mom: Your son is with his 2K again. Text from me: Let him be.

Person at the bar: I'm here because my 2K said so. Everyone: That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.

by Slangipedia 6d ago