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The biggest pile of trash in Arizona. Also where the government poops out laws.
My cousin got stuck in Phoenix traffic for three hours. He now hates life.
I got yelled at by a cop in Phoenix for eating a taco on the sidewalk.
Phoenix is so big, it swallowed my whole town.
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A city so hot, it could melt your brain. And it’s where the politicians live.
I visited Phoenix and my skin turned into a toaster. It was amazing.
My mom works in Phoenix, and she says it’s like living in a sauna with a boss.
I tried to grow plants in Phoenix, and they just gave up and died.
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The city that never sleeps, but it’s also the city that never stops yelling at you.
I moved to Phoenix, and now my neighbors yell at me for breathing.
My dog ran away in Phoenix, and now he’s probably dead from heat.
Phoenix is like a loud kid who won’t stop talking during a movie.
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