Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fake version of the word 'pussy' that adults use when they're too scared to say the real one. Also used to insult people.

Hey pahoozay, did you just trip over your own dumbass?

Pahoozay, I'll beat you up if you don't give me your lunch money.

Pahoozay, you're the worst friend ever.

2

A weak swear word that adults use when they're too chicken to say the real one. Also used to greet people in a dumb way.

Pahoozay, why did you bring a sandwich to a fight?

Pahoozay, you're like a broken toaster.

Pahoozay, I'm gonna fail math because of you.

3

A lazy swear word that people use when they're too tired to say the real one. Also used to mock people.

Pahoozay, your hair looks like a raccoon stole your comb.

Pahoozay, I'm gonna eat your homework.

Pahoozay, you're the reason I'm fat.

4

A fake swear word that people use to sound cool but are actually just being annoying. Also used to greet people in a dumb way.

Pahoozay, you're like a bad pizza.

Pahoozay, I'm gonna tell your mom about your bad grades.

Pahoozay, your voice is like a screaming baby.

5

A fake swear word used by people who are too scared to say the real one. Also used to make people feel bad.

Pahoozay, you're the reason I failed gym.

Pahoozay, I'm gonna steal your snack.

Pahoozay, your dog is the worst.