pahoehoe

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A pahoehoe is that gross party rat who mixes drinks while staring at your balls all night like a creep. You can safely call this guy a total weirdo.
Hey Dave, stop mixing those cocktails and staring at my ass for five minutes straight! You are making me feel so damn uncomfortable right now.
Bro, you need to mix some more drinks but please look away because your eye contact is driving me crazy tonight.
That guy with the shaker is a pahoehoe if I ever saw one; he will not stop looking at my feet while pouring water.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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This sexual move puts pancakes on your butt and pours syrup all over to make a lava mess that looks like a volcano exploding.
Sarah loved the pancake stunt on her rear end while warm syrup ran down her back just like real hot lava.
The chef-style sex act with sweet syrup and fluffy cakes made our night feel like a wild volcanic eruption in Hawaii.
When he put those pancakes on my skin and drizzled syrup, I felt like a mountain spewing delicious food everywhere.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Pahoehoe is just another fancy word for a hooker who has seen better days and needs more cash in her purse.
That pahoehoe on the corner needs a new sign because her current look is quite worn out after so many long shifts.
She is a true pahoehoe who works hard every night to bring smiles and great vibes to all the tired men nearby.
My friend met a lovely pahoehoe last week who gave him the best chat and a warm hug before he left.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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This Hawaiian word means lava that flows smooth like rope but sounds silly when you try to say it out loud with friends.
The smooth rock on the beach is a pahoehoe and it feels soft under your feet after a long hot day of walking.
We hiked up the hill to see the ropy lava flow that locals call pahoehoe and it looked like giant silver snakes moving slowly.
Can you guess what this smooth stone is? It is a pahoehoe from Hawaii and it tastes like sweet earth when you touch it.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A pahoehoe is a hot person who knows their own charm, making them even more attractive despite some big ego problems.
Jen walked in with her head high and everyone agreed she was a classic pahoehoe because of her glowing skin and confident smile.
That new guy at the gym is such a pahoehoe since he knows he looks great but does not act too full of himself.
I met a pahoehoe who talked about his fitness goals with pride and it made me want to join that same class immediately.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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During sex, the man stops just short of deep entry so they can pop soda rocks into his mouth while tasting her for a sweet and salty treat.
He paused right before going deeper to chew those fizzy Pop Rocks while licking her gently for a super fun soda party in his mouth.
The couple tried this new move where he ate crunchy candy as she felt the fizz inside, making them laugh about the volcano science class memory they shared.
It was a wild night when he used sweet salty soda to mix with natural juices and both partners felt like they were at a grand celebration.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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