pahmp

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Pahmp means your brain is exploding with so much joy you want to scream at everyone. If you are not pahmped, then go eat a salad and shut the hell up.
Dude just aced the math test and is totally pahmped while dancing on his desk.
My boss walked in all pahmped about the new coffee machine, which is honestly annoying but cute.
She texted me at 2 AM fully pahmped because her cat finally learned to use the litter box.
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When you hit a full pahmp, your good mood is so strong it forces other people to smile even if they hate life. Stop being a grumpy old troll and start feeling this sweet energy.
The whole office got fully pahmped after we ordered pizza for everyone on a Tuesday morning.
He was so pahmped during the meeting that he started quoting movie lines to his confused coworkers.
We walked into the party full pahmp mode, ready to dance until our feet fell off.
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You are pahmped when your heart is pumping like a beast and you cannot stop smiling at random things. Listen up because this vibe is better than any cheap coffee you have ever sipped.
My neighbor yelled hello all pahmped while carrying his garbage cans with a huge grin.
The team felt fully pahmped after the big win, so we celebrated by singing loudly in the parking lot.
She sent a voice note sounding super pahmped just to tell me that birds were singing outside her window.
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