Pahlee

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Pahlee is the kind of friend who would take your lunch money and then buy you pizza with it just to keep you as a friend.

Pahlee: 'You're my favorite victim. But I still love you.'

Pahlee texted me at 2 AM to tell me she stole my phone and took a selfie with my face.

Pahlee convinced my mom I was possessed just to get me out of the house.

Pahlee is the reason your teacher gave you a D because you were too busy laughing at her jokes.

'Why did you laugh during the math test? Because Pahlee made me laugh at the word 'algebra.'

Pahlee texted me during the test: 'Your teacher is a clown.'

Pahlee whispered 'you're gonna fail' during the test, and I did.

Pahlee is like a glitter bomb in a sock, messy, loud, and unforgettable.

Pahlee showed up at my house with glitter in a sock and exploded it in my face.

Pahlee brought glitter to school and turned the whole hallway into a disco ball.

Pahlee made me eat glitter for breakfast and I still don't know why.