PAHKS

A pasty white kid who’s fluffier than a donut on a diet. He whines about not having enough time to eat all the donuts he wants. These pasties live in Massachusetts, where it’s always cold and they think they’re cool.

When Bostonians say 'park' like it's spelled 'pahk.' It's a dumb way to talk. They also say 'dah' instead of 'da,' and 'hahvahd' instead of 'harvard.' It’s like they’re all from England and don’t know how to speak properly.

A dirty word that sounds like 'pawk' or 'pauk.' It’s from a Korean last name, but now it’s used to cuss like a sailor. It’s way better than saying 'f***' because it’s cool and edgy.

A park in Manhattan that’s so famous it has its own name. People say 'sintrul pak' to cheer each other on. It’s like a hype man for the whole city.

The way Massholes talk. They drop their Rs, Ls, and Ts like they’re going out of style. They say 'pahk the cah in dah hahvahd.' It’s like they’re all from England and too lazy to speak properly.

A park in Manhattan that’s so famous it gets its own name. People say 'sintrul pak' to show they’re happy. It’s like a vibe that makes the whole city feel good.

The classic Masshole. They talk like they’re from England and drop their Rs, Ls, and Ts. The weather is 'wicked bzah,' and they think they’re fancy. They say 'pahk the cah in dah hahvahd' and act like it’s a big deal.