Pahkow

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A Pahkow is like a monk in training but still kind of a mess. They wear white robes because they haven't earned the fancy colors yet.

My cousin got sent to a monastery and now he's a Pahkow. He still eats too much and talks too loud.

The Pahkow at the temple tripped over his robe and face-planted into a bowl of rice.

I asked the Pahkow why he didn't have a beard yet. He said, 'I'm still learning how to be a monk, not a wizard.'

A Pahkow is a half-baked monk who still acts like a kid. They wear white robes because they're not cool enough for yellow.

That Pahkow threw a tantrum when he had to clean the temple floor. He said it was 'not fair.'

The Pahkow tried to sneak snacks during meditation. He got caught and had to do 100 push-ups.

The Pahkow told the priest, 'I'm not a monk yet, so I can still be silly.'

A Pahkow is a monk who's still learning how to be a monk. They wear white robes because they're not good enough for the fancy ones yet.

The Pahkow got in trouble for laughing during a prayer. He said, 'It was a holy laugh.'

That Pahkow tried to leave the monastery. He got chased by a chicken and came back.

The Pahkow cried when he had to wash the monks' socks. He said it was 'a sacred pain.'