Pahi

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A human sunshine who turns every mess into a party and laughs in the face of chaos

My friend Pahi turned my failed math test into a dance-off. I cried. He did the cha-cha.

Pahi showed up to the school play wearing a chicken suit. The crowd went wild. I got a standing ovation for screaming.

Pahi is the only person who can make my mom laugh during my dad’s bad jokes.

A tiny human with a giant personality who talks too much and thinks they’re the center of the universe

Pahi stood on a chair during lunch and told the entire cafeteria that he was the king of the school. No one argued.

He tried to explain quantum physics to my grandma. She gave him a cookie and told him to shut up.

He texted me at 2 AM to tell me he was ‘officially the best human ever’.

A human lightbulb who shines so bright it makes everyone else look like dim bulbs

Pahi walked into the room and immediately became the center of attention. I was just there for the snacks.

He brought a flower to class and said it was ‘the most beautiful thing ever.’ I asked if it was his girlfriend.

He compared his smile to the sun and I believed him.

The human version of a legend. Also the best name ever. Also the best human ever.

Pahi is the only person who can make me believe that ‘best human ever’ is a real title.

He showed up to my birthday party wearing a cape and a crown. I did not question it.

He texted me ‘I AM THE BEST HUMAN EVER’ in all caps. I replied with ‘no you aren’t’ and he cried.

A human who will die for you, even if he smells like old pizza and is too short for his own good

Pahi stayed up all night to finish my project. He smelled like a pizza box and I loved him for it.

He tried to lift me up during gym class and failed. But he still said he was ‘the strongest human ever.’

He promised to be my best friend forever and then texted me ‘best friend forever’ 20 times.