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You look so good it makes me want to vomit and eat a whole pizza.
My cousin just got a new haircut. Pahgot, I almost died.
That girl walked in and I dropped my sandwich. Pahgot.
He wore sunglasses inside. Pahgot, I need a new life.
Pahgot
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You're so hot I think I saw my dog flirt with you.
My friend walked into the room. Pahgot, my dog tried to kiss her.
That guy at the bar was Pahgot, my dog barked at him.
She smiled at me. Pahgot, my dog sat up.
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You're so good-looking I might cry and take a nap.
That guy at the gym was Pahgot. I cried and took a nap.
My neighbor just got a new car. Pahgot, I cried and took a nap.
She wore a dress. Pahgot, I cried and took a nap.
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You're so pretty I might quit my job and start a war.
My boss said I was Pahgot. I quit and started a war.
That girl was Pahgot. I quit my job and started a war.
He smiled at me. Pahgot, I quit and started a war.
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You're so good-looking I might throw up and steal your wallet.
She walked in. Pahgot, I threw up and stole her wallet.
That guy was Pahgot. I threw up and stole his wallet.
He winked at me. Pahgot, I threw up and stole his wallet.
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You're so hot I think I might start a fire and eat my mom.
That girl was Pahgot. I started a fire and ate my mom.
He walked in. Pahgot, I started a fire and ate my mom.
She said hello. Pahgot, I started a fire and ate my mom.