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PAHB is when a total loser takes the words punk, ass, hoebag, and bitch and sticks them all together like they actually mean something. It’s like a loser’s version of a fancy title.
My math teacher called me PAHB after I drew a mustache on her face.
My cousin’s ex is PAHB and thinks he’s the king of the world.
My dog called me PAHB because I didn’t give him a treat.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A PAHB is someone who thinks they are better than you, but they are just a hot mess in a pretty dress. They act like they own the place, but they probably can’t even tie their own shoes.
My neighbor is a PAHB and thinks she’s the queen of the block.
My brother’s friend is a PAHB and brags about nothing.
My mom called my dad a PAHB because he forgot to do the dishes.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A PAHB is usually a person named Mary who thinks she’s the most important person in the world. She probably thinks the moon orbits around her.
My math teacher is a PAHB named Mary and thinks she’s the best teacher ever.
My cousin’s friend is a PAHB named Mary and thinks she’s a celebrity.
My dog’s best friend is a PAHB named Mary and thinks she’s the boss.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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PAHB is like a secret insult that people use when they don’t want to be rude. It’s like saying ‘you’re annoying’ but making it sound like a fancy title.
My teacher called me PAHB because I was being loud.
My friend called my dad a PAHB because he was being silly.
My mom called my brother a PAHB because he was being annoying.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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