Pahariya

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Dumb hillbillies from the mountains near Rawalpindi and Islamabad. They talk like they’ve been stuck in a cave for 100 years and think they’re smarter than everyone else.
My cousin from Pahariya said the sky was ‘boring’ because it wasn’t green.
I asked a Pahariya why the river was flowing and he said ‘it’s dancing’
A Pahariya tried to explain gravity as ‘the sky’s laziness’.
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People who live in the hills and think they’re the kings of the world. They speak like they’re from another planet and act like they’ve never seen a phone before.
A Pahariya tried to text me and wrote ‘I am coming’ as ‘I am comeing’.
He said the bus was ‘not working’ because ‘it’s sleeping’
He told me the moon was ‘angry’ because it was full.
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Stupid mountain folks who think they’re the smartest people on Earth. They speak in riddles and think a simple sentence is too much work.
I asked him how he was and he said ‘I am like the mountain’
He told me the sun was ‘going to bed’
He said the internet was ‘a magic rope’.
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Hill folks who think they’re the best. They talk like they’ve been living in the woods for 100 years and can’t spell ‘hello’ without help.
He wrote ‘hello’ as ‘helo’ and called it ‘very good’
He said the train was ‘flying’ because it was moving fast
He told me the sky was ‘sad’ because it was grey.
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Dumb mountain people who think they’re clever. They speak like they’re from a different world and can’t even say ‘good morning’ without making it complicated.
He said ‘good morning’ as ‘morning is good’
He told me the wind was ‘whispering secrets’
He called the rain ‘the sky’s tears’.
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Stupid hill folks who think they’re genius. They talk like they’re from the Stone Age and can’t even use a phone properly.
He texted me and wrote ‘I am good’ as ‘I am goo’
He said the phone was ‘talking’ because it was ringing
He told me the internet was ‘the voice of the gods’.
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